About The Game
He is a very naughty boy! or It's not easy being green!
Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky. Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son. In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world.
Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Green Messiah is a botanical adventure, uitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians.
Within you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious – and potentially fatal – fruits and vegetables from another world.
The adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months.
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New Releases usually arrive on Mondays, but may vary. We aim to ship so you receive them on the release date.
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